Stop staring and go rise and grind.
Clearly, the Kardashian equivalent to the bat-signal has illuminated the skies overnight, because this morning has led to a flurry of Kardiashian news. So much so that I feel like the entire series of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been forcefully entered into my subconscious a la Kung-Fu in The Matrix. While the majority of this morning’s activity surrounds Khloe Kardashian and her highly publicized pregnancy, the most prolific sister is never one to be outdone. Kim Kardashian recently took to Instagram to combine the art of thirst trapping with some inspirational words of encouragement, captioning her sultry photo with “Rise And Grind.”
There’s not much to say about this one, other than the fact that it’s certainly easy on the eyes. Whether or not this actually makes you want to get up and proceed to grind will no doubt depend on your definition of “goals,” but still. You’ve gotta respect the effort. Suffice it to say, this picture really drives home the fact that it’s been too long since we’ve got any new Kanye West music. Surely the man must be back from Wyoming right now. Come on Kanye, we need you, now more than ever.
While we wait for Mr. West’s triumphant return, live vicariously through him by feasting your eyes on a nearly-nude Kim Kardashian, and consider taking her advice. Go rise and grind people. Rise and grind.